If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
