DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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