Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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