Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i dont even know how to be here
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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