she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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