My room smells like vodka and shame
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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