Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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