Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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