my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We need to get me chipped asap
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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