I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
