She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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