i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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