How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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