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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(712): View more from Iowa

I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.

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(805): View more from California

My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes

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(240): View more from Maryland

Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

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(207): View more from Maine

She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks

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(214): View more from Texas

Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.

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(631): View more from New York

did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect

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