I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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