gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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