i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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