Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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