the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
