Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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