is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
