You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
