I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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