well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This is my gift to your gina
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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