is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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