I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
dude. I can hear the air.
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