I don't think brook has ever known best
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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