he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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