party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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