i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
