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Scissors
Fuck
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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