his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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