Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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You took a bar mat shot.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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