Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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