Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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