Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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