Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I love having hate sex.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Panties = found
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