I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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