Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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