Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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