Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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