Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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