You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
id be glad to
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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