So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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