Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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