Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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