You're completely useless in the revolution.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
