They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We don't watch enough power rangers
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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