this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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