I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just forgot I was standing up.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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