why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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