I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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