tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Bring me that man meat
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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